Psych-man and Magichead
Come on son!

Make that ask box GLOW with questions.

We don’t bite.

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.
Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?
No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?


Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?
Is that even possible? 
Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?


So spending a week with me alone would be torture?
Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.


What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.
Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.
Ooh nice one buddy!


Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you two can just go on the honeymoon and forget about me!


I take it that isn’t a serious proposition?
Wow, are you trying to sleep on the couch tonight? 
Jules, knows I’m kidding!


Am I laughing?
I don’t see any laughter. So nope! Looks like Spencer is on the couch tonight!


Alright why are we even talking about this? We aren’t even engaged or anything! For argument’s sakes, when that day comes, I won’t bring Gus on our honeymoon.
What? 
However, every night there is designated time for me to video chat him, because we can’t go too long without seeing each other. 
Virtual hanging out? I could live with that. We’ve never done that before! 


Deal. Now get in here.


No couch?


No couch.

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.

Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?

No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?

Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?

Is that even possible? 

Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?

So spending a week with me alone would be torture?

Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.

What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.

Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.

Ooh nice one buddy!

Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you two can just go on the honeymoon and forget about me!

I take it that isn’t a serious proposition?

Wow, are you trying to sleep on the couch tonight? 

Jules, knows I’m kidding!

Am I laughing?

I don’t see any laughter. So nope! Looks like Spencer is on the couch tonight!

Alright why are we even talking about this? We aren’t even engaged or anything! For argument’s sakes, when that day comes, I won’t bring Gus on our honeymoon.

What? 

However, every night there is designated time for me to video chat him, because we can’t go too long without seeing each other. 

Virtual hanging out? I could live with that. We’ve never done that before! 

Deal. Now get in here.

No couch?

No couch.

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.
Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?
No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?


Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?
Is that even possible? 
Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?


So spending a week with me alone would be torture?
Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.


What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.
Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.
Ooh nice one buddy!


Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you two can just go on the honeymoon and forget about me!


I take it that isn’t a serious proposition?
Wow, are you trying to sleep on the couch tonight? 
Jules, knows I’m kidding!


Am I laughing?
I don’t see any laughter. So nope! Looks like Spencer is on the couch tonight!


Alright why are we even talking about this? We aren’t even engaged or anything! For argument’s sakes, when that day comes, I won’t bring Gus on our honeymoon.
What? 
However, every night there is designated time for me to video chat him, because we can’t go too long without seeing each other. 
Virtual hanging out? I could live with that. We’ve never done that before! 


Deal. Now get in here.


No couch?

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.

Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?

No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?

Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?

Is that even possible? 

Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?

So spending a week with me alone would be torture?

Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.

What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.

Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.

Ooh nice one buddy!

Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you two can just go on the honeymoon and forget about me!

I take it that isn’t a serious proposition?

Wow, are you trying to sleep on the couch tonight? 

Jules, knows I’m kidding!

Am I laughing?

I don’t see any laughter. So nope! Looks like Spencer is on the couch tonight!

Alright why are we even talking about this? We aren’t even engaged or anything! For argument’s sakes, when that day comes, I won’t bring Gus on our honeymoon.

What? 

However, every night there is designated time for me to video chat him, because we can’t go too long without seeing each other. 

Virtual hanging out? I could live with that. We’ve never done that before! 

Deal. Now get in here.

No couch?

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.
Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?
No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?


Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?
Is that even possible? 
Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?


So spending a week with me alone would be torture?
Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.


What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.
Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.
Ooh nice one buddy!


Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you two can just go on the honeymoon and forget about me!


I take it that isn’t a serious proposition?
Wow, are you trying to sleep on the couch tonight? 
Jules, knows I’m kidding!


Am I laughing?
I don’t see any laughter. So nope! Looks like Spencer is on the couch tonight!


Alright why are we even talking about this? We aren’t even engaged or anything! For argument’s sakes, when that day comes, I won’t bring Gus on our honeymoon.
What? 
However, every night there is designated time for me to video chat him, because we can’t go too long without seeing each other. 
Virtual hanging out? I could live with that. We’ve never done that before! 

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.

Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?

No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?

Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?

Is that even possible? 

Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?

So spending a week with me alone would be torture?

Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.

What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.

Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.

Ooh nice one buddy!

Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you two can just go on the honeymoon and forget about me!

I take it that isn’t a serious proposition?

Wow, are you trying to sleep on the couch tonight? 

Jules, knows I’m kidding!

Am I laughing?

I don’t see any laughter. So nope! Looks like Spencer is on the couch tonight!

Alright why are we even talking about this? We aren’t even engaged or anything! For argument’s sakes, when that day comes, I won’t bring Gus on our honeymoon.

What? 

However, every night there is designated time for me to video chat him, because we can’t go too long without seeing each other. 

Virtual hanging out? I could live with that. We’ve never done that before! 

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.
Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?
No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?


Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?
Is that even possible? 
Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?


So spending a week with me alone would be torture?
Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.


What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.
Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.
Ooh nice one buddy!


Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you two can just go on the honeymoon and forget about me!


I take it that isn’t a serious proposition?
Wow, are you trying to sleep on the couch tonight? 
Jules, knows I’m kidding!

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.

Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?

No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?

Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?

Is that even possible? 

Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?

So spending a week with me alone would be torture?

Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.

What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.

Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.

Ooh nice one buddy!

Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you two can just go on the honeymoon and forget about me!

I take it that isn’t a serious proposition?

Wow, are you trying to sleep on the couch tonight? 

Jules, knows I’m kidding!

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.
Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?
No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?


Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?
Is that even possible? 
Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?


So spending a week with me alone would be torture?
Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.


What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.
Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.
Ooh nice one buddy!

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

psychmanandmagichead:

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.

Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?

No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?

Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?

Is that even possible? 

Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?

So spending a week with me alone would be torture?

Sounds like that’s what he’s saying.

What? No, babe, being alone with you for that long would be a blast! It’s Gus I’m worried about. He gets Shawn-sick. Which is like homesick, but he would be missing me.

Plus, for all the times you don’t want him in your hair, I’ll be there.

Ooh nice one buddy!

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.
Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?
No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?


Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?
Is that even possible? 
Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?

askheaddetectiveandhispartner:

Um, no? Definitely not? Shawn, if we were to get married, our honeymoon would be OUR time. It would probably be the one week for all of eternity that we are completely alone. So no offense to Gus, but you and I are doing the honeymooning alone.

Is there something you’re trying to tell me? Are you and Spencer getting hitched?

No! I mean… Not yet… No one has proposed okay?

Spend. A. Week. Without. Gus?

Is that even possible? 

Do you even know how scary that’s going to be?

Anonymous asked: Easiest way to get you jealous?

When I was in a relationship with Rachael, I found myself getting jealous when she talked about her ex-husband. In a sense, I think that was my problem. So I think previous flames are the biggest thing that get me a little jealous. Declan gets Shawn jealous.

I don’t get jealous of Declan!

Yesterday when Declan tried to get something off of Juliet’s face, you stormed in and shouted “Get your damn hands off her” a la Back to the Future.

I thought he was going to hurt her, Gus!

Dude, it was a piece of lint and we were in a police station.

He probably planted it there to get his hairy hands all over her milky white skin that is soft to the touch. 


Anonymous asked: Shawn, we know Gus has had an online profile, but have you ever tried online dating?

Why would I need to? I’m awesome with the ladies.

It took you five years to get the girl of your dreams to go out with you.

And we have been going strong, my man!

You broke up a few months ago. 

And got back together! Maaan are you trying to bring me down? Anyway, I don’t need the services of online help, anon. I’ve always been good at picking up girls for a quick fling which is all I needed back then. The second I realized I needed a serious relationship, I got one. And it is awesome.

Anonymous asked: What is one thing no one knows about you guys?

Gus and I sometimes pretend we’re on “Iron Chef” and put a video camera in my kitchen and we pretend to cook professionally.

On last week’s show we made some damn good lasagna. Whaaaaaat?

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